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If you like your clothing with subtle wit and effortless comfort, this tee slides into that spot in your wardrobe and stays there.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Features:\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away pearlized label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG print options with clear, long-lasting artwork\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction—no side seams\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away pearlized label; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified\u003cbr\u003e- Durable DTF\/DTG printing for long-lasting design\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not 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