If I Wanted to Talk, I’d Text

Talking is overrated. There’s a reason texting exists. 😂

This “If I Wanted to Talk, I’d Text” tee is made for introverts, professional conversation avoiders, and anyone who would much rather send a message than make small talk.

With its simple, understated design and perfectly dry sense of humor, it’s an easy everyday shirt that says exactly what you're thinking—so you don’t have to.

Perfect for:

• Introverts
• Texting enthusiasts
• Sarcasm lovers
• People who avoid phone calls at all costs
• Funny gifts for friends & coworkers
• Anyone whose preferred form of communication involves a keyboard

📱 Please don’t call. There’s literally a text button.