Sorry I’m Late, I Was Pooping

This “Sorry I’m Late, I Was Pooping” tee is for the person who refuses to make up some elaborate excuse for being late. Sometimes nature calls—and apparently, it doesn’t care about your schedule.

Simple, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get a few laughs, this shirt makes a hilarious everyday tee or gift for that friend who is always late and never short on excuses.

Perfect for:

• Bathroom humor fans
• Chronically late friends
• Sarcasm lovers
• Funny birthday & holiday gifts
• Coworkers with a questionable sense of humor
• Anyone who believes honesty is the best policy

💩 Sorry I’m late. Some things simply can’t be rushed.